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PROOF that lolis in lolicon aren't children!
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Shocked 
I remember in one of the previous threads on OldTF, the subject of actually ability to physically have sex with children game up. I also know that the question of "Is that loli legal-aged or not?" is old as time itself and is the pinnacle question at the hearts of many legal debates about lolicon. I'm here to say not only are lolis NOT underage children, they aren't even human.

*GASP*

Get ready...for your mind to be like:
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HELLO INTERNET, WELCOME TO PORN THEORY.

The only show that puts the "Oh!" in "POh!RN". #LamePunIsLame

Moving on.

Now, we can't get too mathematical up in here cause who wants to really do the science on how tight a little girl's pussy is? Well, I would but most people wouldn't. However I did find some interesting info when doing this research. In the National Center for Biotechnology Information's PubMed Medical Archives, I was able to find a short report by a group of scientists looking at the vaginas of prepubescent girls. They said, and I quote,

Quote:Measurement of the apparent transverse diameter of the vaginal opening was done in 273 prepubertal girls as part of their routine health assessment...An opening greater than 4 mm was distinctly rare.

That's less than an inch (0.15748 inches to be precise)! I know what you're thinking though "Well TS what about young shotas or the fact that women's vaginas grow during sexual arousal?" Well I thought of those too. According to Stanford Children's Health...a NEWBORN baby boy's penis usually measures about 0.9 - 1.3 cm in girth. Since they are newborns and have not yet developed any sort of sexual stimulation yet and even if they did that would probably just make the number bigger when we want it smaller anyway so, let's ignore that. Even the SMALLEST NORMAL BABY PENIS would still be around 0.35 inches, much bigger than the 0.16 inches of a prepubescent girl's vagina. On the issue of the vaginas growing during sexual stimulatuon, yes it may increase to 200%, but that's still only about 0.32 inches. Now, imagine an adult penis. The average male has a girth of 4.8 inches according to LiveScience. IT JUST DOESN'T FIT!...well...not without pain, anyways. And sure images of lolis in pain from sex are a thing in lolicon, usually the context of the image holds more clues as to the loli's emotions rather than the actual sex. In loli sex scenes that are painful, it's commonplace to see the male being more agressive, hostile, and ill-intended. Sure I suppose it's still POSSIBLE that the loli could be crying and screaming from the huge dick in her vagina that doesn't fit, but it's just as possible that the sheer terror of the situation is what's really causing the pain. So, with all that information...how can one possibly defend the idea of something like this picture being a child (spoilered for image size):

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Taking an adult dick in her pussy and enjoying it? At her age (roughly 5 or 6)? No. That doesn't happen. Even if such a little girl was sexually excited her vaginal opening wouldn't be wide enough for a pleasurable experience. It would hurt like hell. Still don't believe me?

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This is scientifically impossible. On so many levels I don't think I have to go into it.

I know what you're thinking again. "Well TS it's just art! They can get away with it and have it still be a kid cause artistic freedom and shit." They could, but they can't have it be a human kid...not logically.

That is why I propose that every...single...loli...you've ever seen...still may be a kid...but an ALIEN KID. A kid who is humanoid in nature but has a bigger vaginal opening and an advanced sexual development that is about 200-400% faster than a human's.

But hey...that's JUST A THEORY.

A PORN THEORY.

THANKS FOR READING.
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#2
.........Now only if people put this much effort into curing cancer.
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#3
I can't tell if you're satirizing Game Theory or being serious in copying his format, and quotes...
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#4
one can do amazing things when boredom is bountiful. mad props tallshortie.
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#5
Yeah, people can definitely do the most random things while bored. My friends came up with the science of the blowjob one time.
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I am Mortanius, the Necromancer! Guardian of the Pillar of Death! An ally to the vampires! An enemy to The Unspoken! I provide guidance for the Scion of Balance! I am the unwilling cause of the Circle's corruption, and the catalyst for its purification!
Quotes:
"I have asked myself many times what spawn would be born if the seed of corruption were to impregnate the womb of tyranny. I think I have finally found my answer... our society." -Erasmus (aka me).
"Since all the world is noise, it's best to just shut up and listen. We'll get along better that way." -Me.
"Here's to hoping that being a lolicon will be accepted someday." -Me.
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#6
for the record i read tallshorties post in matpats voice XD. lol, science of the blowjob. did they interview a bunch of hookers to collect data XD.
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#7
Ok, I am really interested in the Science of a Blowjob one...also this topic definitely leaves much thought to be had.
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#8
No, just got statistical data for the average penis length, and some other things I can't remember at the moment. I'll ask one of my friends about it tomorrow, cuz I forgot certain details. I know they came up with an equation, too. All I can really remember is that it gave me a pretty good laugh.
PM me if you'd like to chat. My PM Box is usually empty, but tends to fill quickly. I always try to reply to any PM sent my way, though, so don't hesitate to send me one if you wanna talk! And if you'd like to join my Cult of The Basement, send me a PM.
I am Mortanius, the Necromancer! Guardian of the Pillar of Death! An ally to the vampires! An enemy to The Unspoken! I provide guidance for the Scion of Balance! I am the unwilling cause of the Circle's corruption, and the catalyst for its purification!
Quotes:
"I have asked myself many times what spawn would be born if the seed of corruption were to impregnate the womb of tyranny. I think I have finally found my answer... our society." -Erasmus (aka me).
"Since all the world is noise, it's best to just shut up and listen. We'll get along better that way." -Me.
"Here's to hoping that being a lolicon will be accepted someday." -Me.
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#9
haha wow. sigh, i'm with loliaddict on this one. why can't someone put this effort into curing cancer or something >__>?

saiin: what possibly thoughts does this beg? i'm just surprised tallshortie took the time to do this. or LLL's friend taking the time to make the science of the blowjob.
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#10
4mm? Where is this data? cause its way inaccurate. My daughter was 4mm when she was 1 years old. My nieces the same.
I've changed enough dupers in my day to know 4mm on prepubescent girls is bad science.
I;m not saying it would fall right in, like some women I been with hehe... But 4mm is not accurate. Half inch I can believe.
A full inch is the average size of a woman. So a 1/2 - 3/4 inch isn't too far fetched for sexual intercourse.
You also hat to remember, Vagina's are VERY elastic. They are designed that way from the whom. They have their limits of course...
But it's not illogical for a grown man to have full on sex with a 9 year old. Illegal? yes... Impossible? no.
Also, as Farendar once said.
One sure mark of a fool is to dismiss anything that falls outside his experience as impossible.
Don't get me wrong I'm glad you took the time to study. Props for that, but just be careful what you choose to believe.
This biggest mistake a student can make, is to take the words of one study, or one doctor, or one lab coat assistant as proven fact
Did he try to have sex with them? I doubt it. So how can he know it's impossible? It's an invalid study if its not tested correctly.
Measuring my penis size isnt going to give you any information on how much I would enjoy sticking it inside of something.
Girls are no different in that aspect. You cant measure pleasure with a ruler...
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#11
Honestly, the thought of is it possible to get people to actually understand stuff like this and whatnot...hard to put into words. My mind is a mystery that even I cannot unravel.

That last sentence is now going into my Signature...YAY, I'm a genius.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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#12
(12-10-2014, 06:15 AM)tallshortie93 Wrote:  
Quote:Measurement of the apparent transverse diameter of the vaginal opening was done in 273 prepubertal girls as part of their routine health assessment...An opening greater than 4 mm was distinctly rare.
That's less than an inch (0.15748 inches to be precise)! I know what you're thinking though "Well TS what about young shotas or the fact that women's vaginas grow during sexual arousal?" Well I thought of those too. According to Stanford Children's Health...a NEWBORN baby boy's penis usually measures about 0.9 - 1.3 cm in girth. Since they are newborns and have not yet developed any sort of sexual stimulation yet and even if they did that would probably just make the number bigger when we want it smaller anyway so, let's ignore that. Even the SMALLEST NORMAL BABY PENIS would still be around 0.35 inches, much bigger than the 0.16 inches of a prepubescent girl's vagina. On the issue of the vaginas growing during sexual stimulatuon, yes it may increase to 200%, but that's still only about 0.32 inches. Now, imagine an adult penis. The average male has a girth of 4.8 inches
That's a .2mm radius, or 1.26mm girth. Which would be enough for a baby penis. If you assume the 200% increase were talking about diameter instead of length, than that would be .6mm or a girth of 3.77mm. I know with penises, smaller non-errect penises tend to have larger % increases in size when erect. Vaginal openings could be the same way. Considering there is high variation is sizes* and vaginas can stretch a fair amount without much discomfort , you could just have a very strong selection process (relatively large girls and tiny guys), so some could be real girls while many are adults. We just don't know!
* http://www.doublexscience.org/the-average-human-vagina/:
" examined vaginal molds of 39 women. In these women, all Caucasian, vaginal lengths ranged from almost 7 to almost 15 centimeters (2.75–6 in) with diameters between 2.4 and 6.5 cm (~1–2.5 in)."
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Off-topic but interesting part of the above article: "Playboy magazine at least seems to be asserting that there is such a thing as a normal vulva, and it looks like that of a pre-pubescent girl."
Already knew the models are photoshopped to have certain body ratios closer to that of ~12 year old girls and the facial ratios closer to prepubescent girls. Turns out people also like prepubescent vulva shapes. And people like tight vaginas. In conclusion, the average american male wants a 10-13 year old girlfriend, possibly with breast implants.
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#13
so most man on earth are closet-lolicons?
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(12-10-2014, 10:44 AM)Aureolus Wrote:  so most man on earth are closet-lolicons?

eeeeeyup. thats pretty much the jist of it.
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#15
Meh. To me the ones in lolicon are indeed kids. Very cute and very hot!
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#16
If the question was about pain on penetration, or enjoyment of sex, then I might accept a broad generalization that it's "impossible" for a prepubescent girl to have vaginal intercourse without pain and discomfort. But the reality is, penetrative sex is often perpetrated on very young children. There have been studies (I don't have the references at my fingertips) that girls as young as 5 reported pleasure in intercourse.
I wouldn't go betting my life on it, though. It's just not something that should be considered as enjoyable for any child.

Anyway, as entertaining as the argument is, the only REAL argument against criminalizing lolicon is simply that the participants are fictional characters. The legal status of lolicon makes thought a crime. The barrier has already been broken around the world: you can be arrested (or at least investigated) simply for viewing jihadist websites. In extreme cases, such as actually posting or communicating with jihadists, you can be killed extrajudicially by a state government ("state" meaning country in this case).

Actual child pornography is a record of an actual crime against children, and therefore is and can and should be prohibited. Lolicon is treated as if it were actual child porn, which is a totalitarian overreach of the "state". Fiction has been criminalized, and that's the top of a long slope down to absolute government censorship and dictatorship.

Sadly, child "erotica", where there is no sexual activity other than exposure of genitalia (clothed or unclothed), qualifies because, well, it's easy to get buy-in from the "moral majority" of society. The thought of people (like us) 'getting off' on depictions of child-like fictional characters (or actual children) makes MOST other people go "ewww".

Sidenote: for those who commented on the research tallshortie undertook and its comparison to cancer research....in the news this week is the sad fact that for decades some cells used in much of the cutting-edge research into how cancers grow, etc, have been misidentified, and decades of research may be based on study of the wrong cells. I presume the comments were in jest, but having just lost a few friends to cancer, it's terrifying to know that researchers working very very hard may have to go back to the 'drawing board' because their predecessors may have mislabeled vital raw materials.
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(12-10-2014, 06:40 AM)Touma Wrote:  for the record i read tallshorties post in matpats voice XD. lol, science of the blowjob. did they interview a bunch of hookers to collect data XD.

Yeah I was kinda going for a "Game Theory" thing. I've been binge watching it a lot plus I needed to raise my post count up so I can get back to a thread of mine that got relocated to a board for only Oranges and up. So i was like...fuck it. Game Theory + Lolis.

I know that there are lots of holes in my research but its just for fun and plus I needed to raise my post count. Just some junk food for thought.
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#18
Alright guys, the data for the Science of the Blowjob is on the way! My friend has to have the person he worked with scan the equations and other notes they wrote out onto a computer. Once that happens, I'll share it with you all.
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I am Mortanius, the Necromancer! Guardian of the Pillar of Death! An ally to the vampires! An enemy to The Unspoken! I provide guidance for the Scion of Balance! I am the unwilling cause of the Circle's corruption, and the catalyst for its purification!
Quotes:
"I have asked myself many times what spawn would be born if the seed of corruption were to impregnate the womb of tyranny. I think I have finally found my answer... our society." -Erasmus (aka me).
"Since all the world is noise, it's best to just shut up and listen. We'll get along better that way." -Me.
"Here's to hoping that being a lolicon will be accepted someday." -Me.
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(12-11-2014, 05:46 AM)tallshortie93 Wrote:  
(12-10-2014, 06:40 AM)Touma Wrote:  for the record i read tallshorties post in matpats voice XD. lol, science of the blowjob. did they interview a bunch of hookers to collect data XD.

Yeah I was kinda going for a "Game Theory" thing. I've been binge watching it a lot plus I needed to raise my post count up so I can get back to a thread of mine that got relocated to a board for only Oranges and up. So i was like...fuck it. Game Theory + Lolis.

I know that there are lots of holes in my research but its just for fun and plus I needed to raise my post count. Just some junk food for thought.

I mostly posted the complaints about your research to have an excuse to make that off-topic comment after finding that comment about playboy depicting "prepubescent-type labias" as the norm for women while trying to see if there was actually data on vaginal opening expansion rather than just length xD
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#20
Now why couldn't porn theory have been an actual class....I could have used an amazing elective in college that didn't bore me out of my mind. Also, how does one go about getting a job where you study prepubescent vaginas for science......And does it come with full benefits and a dental package.....in all seriousness way to go the extra mile getting some research on the subject because I'm pretty sure it was annoyingly difficult to get unless you knew where to go get it right of the bat.
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